The Page Of Puns» wise man http://pageofpuns.com The Pun Starts Here! He he he! Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:52:51 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Running in the Muck http://pageofpuns.com/ones-with-a-moral/running-in-the-muck http://pageofpuns.com/ones-with-a-moral/running-in-the-muck#comments Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:21:32 +0000 The Pun Master http://pageofpuns.com/?p=283 There was once a wise man who loved a beautiful maiden, but she lived in a marsh where his car always got stuck and, besides, her father had a gun, so he never did get close enough to tell her of his passion. However, she had a more energetic suitor who purchased amphibious tires for his car and, when her father was asleep, speedily carried her off.

Moral: Treads rush in where wise men fear to fool.

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