Atomic Crops

Did you hear the one about the farmer who didn’t realize he was growing crops on a former nuclear test site? Everyone who ate his produce came down with atomic ache.

The Farmer and His Chickens

There was once a very influential farmer in a remote part of China, who had a problem. His chickens were losing their feathers and dying. H sought the counsel of the two wise men in town, Hing, who was scientist, and Ming, who was a sorcerer. Hing, who has had man advanced course hours in [...]

A Boy and His Frog

A father observed his son as he went to the refrigerator and pulled out a frog. He proceeded to place the frog in a cage made out of twigs. The boy then open ed a bottle of Hi-lex and started pouring it through the cage onto the frog. The father asked him, “Son, what in [...]

The Two Boll Weevils

Did you hear the one about the two boll weevils?  They both grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.