Relaxing on the Beach

A man and his wife are on vacation on a remote Caribbean island. The man is lying under a palm tree relaxing in the shade when his wife walks over. “Honey,” she says, “let’s go snorkeling now. There are many fascinating sea creatures for us to see.” To this he replies, “With fronds like these, [...]

Birds and Oil

Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side. So… the one flies over and the other one swims through – which one gets to the worm first? The one who swam, of course, because “da oily boid gets [...]

A Mushroom

So this mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says “we don’t serve mushrooms here.” The mushroom says ” Why? I’m a fun guy”

The Foo Bird

A number of years ago there lived on Long Island, a wealthy business man who had made and lost a couple of fortunes on Wall Street in his short 29 years. At the time of this story, the business man was enjoying his third fortune and had taken a year off from work. His mother [...]