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Ralph

So this guy Ralph walks into a bar and sits down to have a drink. There’s only one other person sitting at the bar and he’s way down at the other end of the room slouched over his table. Ralph orders a drink and as he tilts his head back to imbibe the first cold […]

Violence is Nuts

Two peanuts were walking in a dangerous neighborhood; one was assaulted.