One day a planet is discovered out Antares way whose sole inhabitant is an enormous humanoid, three miles high and made of granite. At first it is mistaken for an immense statue left by some vanished race of giants, for it squats motionless on a yellow plain, exhibiting no outward sign of life. It has [...]
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The Thinker
May 4, 2009 By The Pun Master
Filed Under: Shaggy Dog Puns Tagged With: antares, behemoth, booms, clouds, condominium, electrochemical, endurance, evolution, functional brain, giants, granite, humanoid, immense statue, legs, puzzles, scientists, screams, sole inhabitant, squats, standstill
Knight in Need
May 4, 2009 By The Pun Master
Sir Edgbert, knight of the realm, was hurrying home on a cold, dark, wet night when, suddenly, his horse suffered a major coronary and died on the spot. All Sir Edgbert could do was collect up what belongings he could and tramp onwards. After staggering for a spell, he decides that he must get alternative [...]
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