The Page Of Puns» habit http://pageofpuns.com The Pun Starts Here! He he he! Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:52:51 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 A Doctor http://pageofpuns.com/so-this-guy-walks-into-a-bar/a-doctor http://pageofpuns.com/so-this-guy-walks-into-a-bar/a-doctor#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 11:07:50 +0000 The Pun Master http://pageofpuns.com/?p=173 So this doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazlenut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, “This isn’t a hazelnut daiquiri!”

“No, I’m sorry”, replied the bartender, “it’s a hickory daiquiri, doc.”

]]> http://pageofpuns.com/so-this-guy-walks-into-a-bar/a-doctor/feed 0 Another Nun’s Story ! http://pageofpuns.com/uncategorized/another-nuns-story http://pageofpuns.com/uncategorized/another-nuns-story#comments Wed, 04 Jan 2012 01:56:00 +0000 The Pun Master http://pageofpuns.com/?p=234 A priest and a nun come out of a parish meeting late at night and the father says to the nun, “Sister, would you mind if I walked you to you door?”

She answered, “OK but just this once.”

They walked quietly the her building and the father said, “Sister, would you mind if I kissed you on the cheek?

And the nun answered “Ok, as long as you don’t get into the habit.

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