A priest and a nun come out of a parish meeting late at night and the father says to the nun, “Sister, would you mind if I walked you to you door?”
She answered, “OK but just this once.”
They walked quietly the her building and the father said, “Sister, would you mind if I kissed you on the cheek?
And the nun answered “Ok, as long as you don’t get into the habit.
So this doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazlenut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, “This isn’t a hazelnut daiquiri!”
“No, I’m sorry”, replied the bartender,”it’s a hickory daiquiri, doc.”