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frogs — The Page Of Puns

Froggy in a Bank

A frog enters a bank, looking for a loan. He approaches the loan officer, Patty Black, and makes his request known. Taken somewhat aback, she tells him they bank doesn’t typically make loans to frogs. “But please,” exclaims the frog, “I really need this loan.” “Do you have any collateral?” asks Ms. Black. “Only this,” […]

The Biologist Problem

Jim Finn, the noted biologist, was stumped. He had spent months studying the little green frogs in the Keefo swamp. Despite all efforts at predator control, population was declining at an alarming rate. Finn finally went to the chemistry department at his college to see if anyone there might be able to help. Tom looked […]