The Page Of Puns|The Pun Starts Here! He he he!

A father observed his son as he went to the refrigerator and pulled out a frog. He proceeded to place the frog in a cage made out of twigs. The boy then open ed a bottle of Hi-lex and started pouring it through the cage onto the frog. The father asked him, “Son, what in the world are you doing?”

“I’m trying to change this frog’s color from green to white.”

“But son, don’t you know that you can’t bleach a cold frog through sticks?”

A frog enters a bank, looking for a loan. He approaches the loan officer, Patty Black, and makes his request known. Taken somewhat aback, she tells him they bank doesn’t typically make loans to frogs.

“But please,” exclaims the frog, “I really need this loan.”

“Do you have any collateral?” asks Ms. Black.

“Only this,” he says. With that, the frog pulls from his pocket an object and hands it to Ms. Black. Not knowing what it was, but being too embarrassed to say so, she takes the object to the bank manager and explains about the frog and his request for a loan.

“Sir, I don’t even know what this is but it’s all he has for collateral,” she tells him.

The manager takes the objects, looks at it for a moment, hands it back and tells her, “Why, it’s a nick-knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan!”