A number of years ago there lived on Long Island, a wealthy business man who had made and lost a couple of fortunes on Wall Street in his short 29 years. At the time of this story, the business man was enjoying his third fortune and had taken a year off from work. His mother [...]
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The Foo Bird
Filed Under: Shaggy Dog Puns Tagged With: belgian congo, bird, business man, chests, circle of seven, clothing supplies, empty boxes, exact location, fabled seven cities, fabulous stores, farmhouse, foo, food clothing, generation to generation, intense heat, jungles of africa, lake placid, machetes, plants and animals, porters, priceless artifacts, tropical forest, undergrowth
Knight in Need
Sir Edgbert, knight of the realm, was hurrying home on a cold, dark, wet night when, suddenly, his horse suffered a major coronary and died on the spot. All Sir Edgbert could do was collect up what belongings he could and tramp onwards. After staggering for a spell, he decides that he must get alternative [...]
Filed Under: Shaggy Dog Puns Tagged With: alternative transport, alternative transportation, belongings, better days, dogs, farmhouse, great dane, horses, hurrying home, knight, legs, midieval, noon tomorrow, stable, strides, tramp, wet night, young girl

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