English — The Page Of Puns

A Great Jedi

April 17, 2009 By The Pun Master

A great Jedi English teacher was quoted in saying, “metaphors be with you.” Share the pun!

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Filed Under: One-Liners and Did You Hear the One About ... Tagged With: English, english teacher, metaphors

A Whole Week

April 17, 2009 By The Pun Master

Seven Days without puns makes one weak. Share the pun!

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Filed Under: One-Liners and Did You Hear the One About ... Tagged With: English, puns, seven days

Compound Sentences

April 17, 2009 By The Pun Master

A compound sentence is like Siamese twins-joined together at the “but”. Share the pun!

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Filed Under: English Tagged With: compound sentence, English, grammar, siamese twins

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