http://pageofpuns.com The Pun Starts Here! He he he! Tue, 22 May 2012 14:11:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 http://pageofpuns.com/seasonal/mortimer-chrisp http://pageofpuns.com/seasonal/mortimer-chrisp#comments Fri, 30 Mar 2012 02:32:27 +0000 The Pun Master http://pageofpuns.com/?p=274 Mortimer Chrisp was very sad when his father passed away. When his mother remaried to a retired Navy captain named Arthur Ness, he felt she was betraying the memory of Stanley Chrisp. After she died, Mory had Arthur commited to a nursing home and bilked him of his life savings.
When caught, the newspapers read “Mory Chrisp-Ness fleeces Navy Dad!”

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