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Mortimer Chrisp

May 4, 2009 By The Pun Master

Mortimer Chrisp was very sad when his father passed away. When his mother remaried to a retired Navy captain named Arthur Ness, he felt she was betraying the memory of Stanley Chrisp. After she died, Mory had Arthur commited to a nursing home and bilked him of his life savings. When caught, the newspapers read [...]

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Installing Windows without Microsoft

April 17, 2009 By The Pun Master

My Dad and I are putting in new windows at our house. He said “I’m so afraid to put in the windows it gives me the shutters!” Share the pun!

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