The Page Of Puns|The Pun Starts Here! He he he!

Mortimer Chrisp was very sad when his father passed away. When his mother remaried to a retired Navy captain named Arthur Ness, he felt she was betraying the memory of Stanley Chrisp. After she died, Mory had Arthur commited to a nursing home and bilked him of his life savings.
When caught, the newspapers read “Mory Chrisp-Ness fleeces Navy Dad!”

My Dad and I are putting in new windows at our house. He said “I’m so afraid to put in the windows it gives me the shutters!”