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Good Advice for Good Cooking

April 17, 2009 By The Pun Master

A good cook never cooks carrots and pees in the same pot. Share the pun!

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The Tibetan Housewife

April 17, 2009 By The Pun Master

Tibetan housewife upon entering her smoke-filled kitchen: “Oh, my baking yak!” Share the pun!

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