The Page Of Puns» Christmas http://pageofpuns.com The Pun Starts Here! He he he! Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:52:51 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Home for the Holidays http://pageofpuns.com/seasonal/home-for-the-holidays http://pageofpuns.com/seasonal/home-for-the-holidays#comments Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:04:44 +0000 The Pun Master http://pageofpuns.com/?p=270 This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu e says I’ll just have the “eggs benedict”. His order comes a while later and it’s served on a huge fancy chrome plate.

He asks the waiter, “Whats with the fancy plate ?”

The waiter replies” theres no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!”

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]]> http://pageofpuns.com/seasonal/the-pope-likes-puns-too/feed 0 Santa’s Helpers http://pageofpuns.com/one-liners-and-did-you-hear-the-one-about/65 http://pageofpuns.com/one-liners-and-did-you-hear-the-one-about/65#comments Sat, 18 Apr 2009 00:58:07 +0000 The Pun Master http://pageofpuns.com/?p=65 Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

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