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The Pope Likes Puns, too

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If there was ever a pun of the year award, we would like have the pope award it to the recipient during his Christmas Service, but unfortunately it would cause Mass confusion!

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Home for the Holidays

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This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu e says I’ll just have the “eggs benedict”. His order comes a while later and it’s served on a huge fancy chrome plate. He asks the waiter, “Whats with the fancy plate [...]

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The Pope Likes Puns, too

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If there was ever a pun of the year award, we would like have the pope award it to the recipient during his Christmas Service, but unfortunately it would cause Mass confusion!

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Santa’s Helpers

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Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.

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