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The Pope Likes Puns, too

May 8, 2009 By The Pun Master

If there was ever a pun of the year award, we would like have the pope award it to the recipient during his Christmas Service, but unfortunately it would cause Mass confusion! Share the pun!

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The Pope Likes Puns, too

May 4, 2009 By The Pun Master

If there was ever a pun of the year award, we would like have the pope award it to the recipient during his Christmas Service, but unfortunately it would cause Mass confusion! Share the pun!

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Home for the Holidays

May 4, 2009 By The Pun Master

This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu e says I’ll just have the “eggs benedict”. His order comes a while later and it’s served on a huge fancy chrome plate. He asks the waiter, “Whats with the fancy plate [...]

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Filed Under: Seasonal Puns Tagged With: Christmas, christmas breakfast, chrome plate, eggs, fancy plate, holidays, hollandaise, waiter

Santa’s Helpers

April 17, 2009 By The Pun Master

Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses. Share the pun!

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Filed Under: One-Liners and Did You Hear the One About ... Tagged With: Christmas, grammar, santa, Seasonal Puns, subordinate clauses