If there was ever a pun of the year award, we would like have the pope award it to the recipient during his Christmas Service, but unfortunately it would cause Mass confusion!
If there was ever a pun of the year award, we would like have the pope award it to the recipient during his Christmas Service, but unfortunately it would cause Mass confusion!
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu e says I’ll just have the “eggs benedict”. His order comes a while later and it’s served on a huge fancy chrome plate.
He asks the waiter, “Whats with the fancy plate ?”
The waiter replies” theres no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!”
Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.