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The Foo Bird

April 20, 2009 By The Pun Master

A number of years ago there lived on Long Island, a wealthy business man who had made and lost a couple of fortunes on Wall Street in his short 29 years. At the time of this story, the business man was enjoying his third fortune and had taken a year off from work. His mother [...]

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Filed Under: Shaggy Dog Puns Tagged With: belgian congo, bird, business man, chests, circle of seven, clothing supplies, empty boxes, exact location, fabled seven cities, fabulous stores, farmhouse, foo, food clothing, generation to generation, intense heat, jungles of africa, lake placid, machetes, plants and animals, porters, priceless artifacts, tropical forest, undergrowth

Birds and Oil

April 19, 2009 By The Pun Master

Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side. So… the one flies over and the other one swims through – which one gets to the worm first? The one who swam, of course, because “da oily boid gets [...]

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Filed Under: Ones With a Moral Tagged With: bird, plants and animals, worm