The Page Of Puns|The Pun Starts Here! He he he!

One day a poppa dog had the job of looking after his young puppy while mommy went off shopping. He had his heart set on going to the dog show that day so asked his young son if he would like to go along. Of course that sounded exciting to the little puppy so he agreed.

While there the poppa dog entered himself in the show. Lo and behold, he came away with the blue ribbon for ‘best of show’. On the way home he suggested to his son that they stop by the local pub to celebrate with a beer or two. The puppy drank sodas while his father had several beers.

When they got home poppa realized that they had left the ribbon on the bar.

The puppy said, “You’ve had enough to drink already, Pop. I’ll run back for it.”

When he climbed up onto the bar stool the bartender asked, “What’ll you have young man?”

The puppy replied, “I’ll have Pap’s Blue Ribbon, please!”

So this bear walks into a bar and sits down at the bar to survey the scene. There’s a rather good looking woman at the end of the bar, a couple of typical drunks in the corner, and a rather somber bartender behind the bar.

The bear says to the bartender, “May I please have a beer.”

The bartender says, “I’m very sorry, but I don’t serve bears beers in this here bar.”

The bear responds, “But, that’s discrimination! I want a beer!”

The bartender once again intones, “I don’t really care what it is, I do not serve bears beers in this here bar.”

So the bear looks around again and his gaze lingers on the woman at the end of the bar. He turns to the bartender and says, “If you don’t give me a beer, I’m going to eat that customer of yours down there.”

The bartender replies, “It doesn’t matter what you do, I do not serve bears beers in this here bar.”

So, the bear saunters over to the end of the bar and eats the woman in three huge bites. Satisfied with his snack, he returns to the bartender and says, “So, what do you say! Will you give me a beer now?”

The bartender looks at the bear and says, “Well, I don’t serve bears beers in this here bar, and I most certainly do not serve drug addicts!”

The bear looks in disbelief and exclaims, “What are you talking about?”

The bartender replies, “That was a Bar-Bitch-You-Ate.”