A Horse

So this horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Why the long face?”

A Mushroom

So this mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says “we don’t serve mushrooms here.” The mushroom says ” Why? I’m a fun guy”

A Bear

So this bear walks into a bar and sits down at the bar to survey the scene. There’s a rather good looking woman at the end of the bar, a couple of typical drunks in the corner, and a rather somber bartender behind the bar. The bear says to the bartender, “May I please have […]


So this guy Ralph walks into a bar and sits down to have a drink. There’s only one other person sitting at the bar and he’s way down at the other end of the room slouched over his table. Ralph orders a drink and as he tilts his head back to imbibe the first cold […]