Two Molecules

So these two molecules are walking into a bar at the same time bump in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No I lost an electron!” “Are you sure” “I’m positive !”

A Doctor

So this doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find [...]

Drinking Songs

I tried to write a drinking song once, but I couldn’t get past the first bar. [etr lang='fr'] this is cool[/etr] [etr lang='sp']in spanish[/etr] wow