So these two molecules are walking into a bar at the same time bump in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No I lost an electron!” “Are you sure” “I’m positive !”
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Two Molecules
Filed Under: Math, Science, and Computer Puns Tagged With: bar, bump, electron, molecules
A Doctor
So this doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find [...]
Filed Under: So This Guy Walks Into a Bar ... Tagged With: bar, bartender, habit, hazelnut daiquiri, hickory nuts, sip
Drinking Songs
I tried to write a drinking song once, but I couldn’t get past the first bar. [etr lang='fr'] this is cool[/etr] [etr lang='sp']in spanish[/etr] wow
Filed Under: One-Liners and Did You Hear the One About ... Tagged With: bar, drinking song, Music and Musicals


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