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A Lawyer

The Pun Master — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:30:20 +0000

So this lawyer walks into a bar and asks, “Is this where I take the exam?”

The Pun Master — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 06:07:50 +0000

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

The Pun Master — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 02:39:31 +0000

So these two molecules are walking into a bar at the same time bump in to each other.

One says to the other, “Are you all right?”

“No I lost an electron!”

“Are you sure”

“I’m positive !”

The Pun Master — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 16:28:36 +0000

So this three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces:

“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”