So this woman walks into a bar accompanied by a dog and a cow. The bartender says, “Hey, no animals are allowed in here.” The woman replies, “These are very special animals.” “How so?” “They’re knot theorists.” The bartender raises his eyebrows and says, “I’ve met a number of knot theorists who I thought were [...]
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Knot Theorist Animals
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A Guy with a Giraffe
So this guy walks into a bar with his 10 foot tall giraffe. Despite the strange stares from the other bar occupants, they proceed to drink themselves silly. After about a dozen drinks, the giraffe stands up and then keels over. At this his companion stands up as well, settles his bar bill and starts [...]
A String
So this string walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says, “We don’t serve strings here.” The string goes outside, ties himself up, roughs up his head and goes back in the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says “Hey, aren’t you the same string who was just in [...]
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A Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
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