A Horse

So this horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Why the long face?”

A Bear

So this bear walks into a bar and sits down at the bar to survey the scene. There’s a rather good looking woman at the end of the bar, a couple of typical drunks in the corner, and a rather somber bartender behind the bar. The bear says to the bartender, “May I please have […]

A String

So this string walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says, “We don’t serve strings here.” The string goes outside, ties himself up, roughs up his head and goes back in the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says “Hey, aren’t you the same string who was just in […]

Two Molecules

So these two molecules are walking into a bar at the same time bump in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No I lost an electron!” “Are you sure” “I’m positive !”