So this bear walks into a bar and sits down at the bar to survey the scene. There’s a rather good looking woman at the end of the bar, a couple of typical drunks in the corner, and a rather somber bartender behind the bar. The bear says to the bartender, “May I please have [...]
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A Bear
Filed Under: So This Guy Walks Into a Bar ... Tagged With: bar, bartender, bears, beers, bitch, disbelief, discrimination, drug addicts, drunks, gaze, good looking woman, snack
A Guy with a Giraffe
So this guy walks into a bar with his 10 foot tall giraffe. Despite the strange stares from the other bar occupants, they proceed to drink themselves silly. After about a dozen drinks, the giraffe stands up and then keels over. At this his companion stands up as well, settles his bar bill and starts [...]
A Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”
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A String
So this string walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says, “We don’t serve strings here.” The string goes outside, ties himself up, roughs up his head and goes back in the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says “Hey, aren’t you the same string who was just in [...]
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