So this woman walks into a bar accompanied by a dog and a cow. The bartender says, “Hey, no animals are allowed in here.” The woman replies, “These are very special animals.” “How so?” “They’re knot theorists.” The bartender raises his eyebrows and says, “I’ve met a number of knot theorists who I thought were [...]
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Knot Theorist Animals
April 19, 2009 By The Pun Master
Filed Under: Math, Science, and Computer Puns Tagged With: animals, arf arf, bar, bartender, cow, eyebrows, jones polynomial, knot theorists, theorist, topological invariant
Two Molecules
April 19, 2009 By The Pun Master
So these two molecules are walking into a bar at the same time bump in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No I lost an electron!” “Are you sure” “I’m positive !” Share the pun!
Filed Under: Math, Science, and Computer Puns Tagged With: bar, bump, electron, molecules
A Neutron
April 19, 2009 By The Pun Master
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.” Share the pun!
Filed Under: Math, Science, and Computer Puns Tagged With: bar, bartender, neutron
Drinking Songs
April 18, 2009 By The Pun Master
Filed Under: One-Liners and Did You Hear the One About ... Tagged With: bar, drinking song, Music and Musicals