Knot Theorist Animals

So this woman walks into a bar accompanied by a dog and a cow. The bartender says, “Hey, no animals are allowed in here.” The woman replies, “These are very special animals.” “How so?” “They’re knot theorists.” The bartender raises his eyebrows and says, “I’ve met a number of knot theorists who I thought were [...]

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Two Molecules

So these two molecules are walking into a bar at the same time bump in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No I lost an electron!” “Are you sure” “I’m positive !” Share the pun!

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A Neutron

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.” Share the pun!

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Drinking Songs

I tried to write a drinking song once, but I couldn’t get past the first bar. Share the pun!

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