A Bear

So this bear walks into a bar and sits down at the bar to survey the scene. There’s a rather good looking woman at the end of the bar, a couple of typical drunks in the corner, and a rather somber bartender behind the bar. The bear says to the bartender, “May I please have […]

A Horse

So this horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Why the long face?”

Knot Theorist Animals

So this woman walks into a bar accompanied by a dog and a cow. The bartender says, “Hey, no animals are allowed in here.” The woman replies, “These are very special animals.” “How so?” “They’re knot theorists.” The bartender raises his eyebrows and says, “I’ve met a number of knot theorists who I thought were […]

A Doctor

So this doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find […]