Knot Theorist Animals

So this woman walks into a bar accompanied by a dog and a cow. The bartender says, “Hey, no animals are allowed in here.” The woman replies, “These are very special animals.” “How so?” “They’re knot theorists.” The bartender raises his eyebrows and says, “I’ve met a number of knot theorists who I thought were […]

A Tycoon and His Pets

A few years ago, there was a really eccentric oil tycoon who had taken it into his head to collect really strange and exotic pets. One day, deciding to add to his collection, he walked into the store of an exotic pet shop and said to the salesman, “Show me the most unusual pet you […]

A Jungle Pun

A lion was prancing through the jungle one day, roaring at the top of his voice for all to hear: “I am king of the jungle, for my mighty strength and lion-like prowess strikes fear into all other creatures!” An eagle lands on a nearby tree branch and says, “Not so fast, Leo buddy!” the […]

Raccoon Coats

Back in the roaring 20′s raccoon coats were the rage, especially among the college set in the ivy league schools. Just any raccoon coat wouldn’t do. It had to be a full length duster almost reaching the floor to really be in style. John, a young man with a very rich but miserly father who […]