Loading ...So this woman walks into a bar accompanied by a dog and a cow. The bartender says, “Hey, no animals are allowed in here.” The woman replies, “These are very special animals.” “How so?” “They’re knot theorists.” The bartender raises his eyebrows and says, “I’ve met a number of knot theorists who I thought were [...]
Froggy in a Bank
A frog enters a bank, looking for a loan. He approaches the loan officer, Patty Black, and makes his request known. Taken somewhat aback, she tells him they bank doesn’t typically make loans to frogs. “But please,” exclaims the frog, “I really need this loan.” “Do you have any collateral?” asks Ms. Black. “Only this,” [...]