Loading ...So this bear walks into a bar and sits down at the bar to survey the scene. There’s a rather good looking woman at the end of the bar, a couple of typical drunks in the corner, and a rather somber bartender behind the bar.
The bear says to the bartender, “May I please have a beer.”
The bartender says, “I’m very sorry, but I don’t serve bears beers in this here bar.”
The bear responds, “But, that’s discrimination! I want a beer!”
The bartender once again intones, “I don’t really care what it is, I do not serve bears beers in this here bar.”
So the bear looks around again and his gaze lingers on the woman at the end of the bar. He turns to the bartender and says, “If you don’t give me a beer, I’m going to eat that customer of yours down there.”
The bartender replies, “It doesn’t matter what you do, I do not serve bears beers in this here bar.”
So, the bear saunters over to the end of the bar and eats the woman in three huge bites. Satisfied with his snack, he returns to the bartender and says, “So, what do you say! Will you give me a beer now?”
The bartender looks at the bear and says, “Well, I don’t serve bears beers in this here bar, and I most certainly do not serve drug addicts!”
The bear looks in disbelief and exclaims, “What are you talking about?”
The bartender replies, “That was a Bar-Bitch-You-Ate.”
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