One day a poppa dog had the job of looking after his young puppy while mommy went off shopping. He had his heart set on going to the dog show that day so asked his young son if he would like to go along. Of course that sounded exciting to the little puppy so he agreed.
While there the poppa dog entered himself in the show. Lo and behold, he came away with the blue ribbon for ‘best of show’. On the way home he suggested to his son that they stop by the local pub to celebrate with a beer or two. The puppy drank sodas while his father had several beers.
When they got home poppa realized that they had left the ribbon on the bar.
The puppy said, “You’ve had enough to drink already, Pop. I’ll run back for it.”
When he climbed up onto the bar stool the bartender asked, “What’ll you have young man?”
The puppy replied, “I’ll have Pap’s Blue Ribbon, please!”
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