The Page Of Puns

A Lawyer

The Pun Master — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:30:20 +0000

So this lawyer walks into a bar and asks, “Is this where I take the exam?”

Home for the Holidays

The Pun Master — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:04:44 +0000

This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu e says I’ll just have the “eggs benedict”. His order comes a while later and it’s served on a huge fancy chrome plate.

He asks the waiter, “Whats with the fancy plate ?”

The waiter replies” theres no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!”

Yang and Lee

The Pun Master — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 07:36:30 +0000

“So, if I tie my serial communications cable into a knot, will that change the parity of the electrons?”

“Of course it won’t change. Recall that Yang and Lee got the Nobel Prize in ’57 for showing that parity is knot-conserved.”

A Woodpecker

The Pun Master — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 07:13:23 +0000

So this woodpecker walks into a pub and says, “Is the bar tender here?”