A father observed his son as he went to the refrigerator and pulled out a frog. He proceeded to place the frog in a cage made out of twigs. The boy then open ed a bottle of Hi-lex and started pouring it through the cage onto the frog. The father asked him, “Son, what in the world are you doing?”
“I’m trying to change this frog’s color from green to white.”
“But son, don’t you know that you can’t bleach a cold frog through sticks?”
A man and his wife are on vacation on a remote Caribbean island. The man is lying under a palm tree relaxing in the shade when his wife walks over.
“Honey,” she says, “let’s go snorkeling now. There are many fascinating sea creatures for us to see.”
To this he replies, “With fronds like these, who needs anemones?”
There was once a wise man who loved a beautiful maiden, but she lived in a marsh where his car always got stuck and, besides, her father had a gun, so he never did get close enough to tell her of his passion. However, she had a more energetic suitor who purchased amphibious tires for his car and, when her father was asleep, speedily carried her off.
Moral: Treads rush in where wise men fear to fool.
A priest and a nun come out of a parish meeting late at night and the father says to the nun, “Sister, would you mind if I walked you to you door?”
She answered, “OK but just this once.”
They walked quietly the her building and the father said, “Sister, would you mind if I kissed you on the cheek?
And the nun answered “Ok, as long as you don’t get into the habit.
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side. So… the one flies over and the other one swims through – which one gets to the worm first?
The one who swam, of course, because “da oily boid gets da woim”
