A Woodpecker

So this woodpecker walks into a pub and says, “Is the bar tender here?”

Ralph

So this guy Ralph walks into a bar and sits down to have a drink. There’s only one other person sitting at the bar and he’s way down at the other end of the room slouched over his table. Ralph orders a drink and as he tilts his head back to imbibe the first cold […]

A String

So this string walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says, “We don’t serve strings here.” The string goes outside, ties himself up, roughs up his head and goes back in the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says “Hey, aren’t you the same string who was just in […]

A Doctor

So this doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find […]