A Man

So this man walks into a bar…OUCH!

A Woodpecker

So this woodpecker walks into a pub and says, “Is the bar tender here?”

A Horse

So this horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, “Why the long face?”

A Mushroom

So this mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says “we don’t serve mushrooms here.” The mushroom says ” Why? I’m a fun guy”