A Bear

So this bear walks into a bar and sits down at the bar to survey the scene. There’s a rather good looking woman at the end of the bar, a couple of typical drunks in the corner, and a rather somber bartender behind the bar. The bear says to the bartender, “May I please have […]

A String

So this string walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says, “We don’t serve strings here.” The string goes outside, ties himself up, roughs up his head and goes back in the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says “Hey, aren’t you the same string who was just in […]

A Man

So this man walks into a bar…OUCH!

A Guy with a Giraffe

So this guy walks into a bar with his 10 foot tall giraffe. Despite the strange stares from the other bar occupants, they proceed to drink themselves silly. After about a dozen drinks, the giraffe stands up and then keels over. At this his companion stands up as well, settles his bar bill and starts […]