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A Guy with a Giraffe

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So this guy walks into a bar with his 10 foot tall giraffe. Despite the strange stares from the other bar occupants, they proceed to drink themselves silly. After about a dozen drinks, the giraffe stands up and then keels over. At this his companion stands up as well, settles his bar bill and starts [...]

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A String

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So this string walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says, “We don’t serve strings here.” The string goes outside, ties himself up, roughs up his head and goes back in the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says “Hey, aren’t you the same string who was just in [...]

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Ralph

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So this guy Ralph walks into a bar and sits down to have a drink. There’s only one other person sitting at the bar and he’s way down at the other end of the room slouched over his table. Ralph orders a drink and as he tilts his head back to imbibe the first cold [...]

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A Bear

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So this bear walks into a bar and sits down at the bar to survey the scene. There’s a rather good looking woman at the end of the bar, a couple of typical drunks in the corner, and a rather somber bartender behind the bar. The bear says to the bartender, “May I please have [...]

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