A Man

So this man walks into a bar…OUCH!

A Bear

So this bear walks into a bar and sits down at the bar to survey the scene. There’s a rather good looking woman at the end of the bar, a couple of typical drunks in the corner, and a rather somber bartender behind the bar. The bear says to the bartender, “May I please have [...]

A Guy with a Giraffe

So this guy walks into a bar with his 10 foot tall giraffe. Despite the strange stares from the other bar occupants, they proceed to drink themselves silly. After about a dozen drinks, the giraffe stands up and then keels over. At this his companion stands up as well, settles his bar bill and starts [...]

A Woodpecker

So this woodpecker walks into a pub and says, “Is the bar tender here?”