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Show Me — The Page Of Puns

The President’s Dentures

Show me the first president’s dentures, and I’ll show you the George Washington Bridge.

Show Me a Famous Composer’s Liquor Cabinet

Show me a famous composer’s liquor cabinet and I’ll show you Beethoven’s Fifth.