Little Bunny Foo Foo

(Many of you might know the song, but may not remember that this is a pun with a moral.  This is a classic that you can sing to your kids. ) Little Bunny Foo Foo Hopping through the forest, Scooping up the field mice And bopping them on the head. And down, down, down came [...]

Froggy in a Bank

A frog enters a bank, looking for a loan. He approaches the loan officer, Patty Black, and makes his request known. Taken somewhat aback, she tells him they bank doesn’t typically make loans to frogs. “But please,” exclaims the frog, “I really need this loan.” “Do you have any collateral?” asks Ms. Black. “Only this,” [...]

The Foo Bird

A number of years ago there lived on Long Island, a wealthy business man who had made and lost a couple of fortunes on Wall Street in his short 29 years. At the time of this story, the business man was enjoying his third fortune and had taken a year off from work. His mother [...]

A Tycoon and His Pets

A few years ago, there was a really eccentric oil tycoon who had taken it into his head to collect really strange and exotic pets. One day, deciding to add to his collection, he walked into the store of an exotic pet shop and said to the salesman, “Show me the most unusual pet you [...]