The Monks and Their Little Shop of Horrors

There once was a small town in which lived a group of monks. These monks, having need of money to fund their monastary, decided to open up a flower shop. Well the rest of the townspeople were very pleased at first, since they hadn’t had a flower shop before. However, some people became concerned when […]

An Elderly Female Car Buyer

One day, an elderly woman was walking along the street, coming home from the supermarket. Her bag of groceries was especially heavy that day, and as she passed Nathan Hale’s Used Cars, she got an idea that she could drive herself to the store and save a lot of shoe leather, time and aching muscles. […]

Little Bunny Foo Foo

(Many of you might know the song, but may not remember that this is a pun with a moral.  This is a classic that you can sing to your kids. ) Little Bunny Foo Foo Hopping through the forest, Scooping up the field mice And bopping them on the head. And down, down, down came […]

The Dog and His Son

One day a poppa dog had the job of looking after his young puppy while mommy went off shopping. He had his heart set on going to the dog show that day so asked his young son if he would like to go along. Of course that sounded exciting to the little puppy so he […]