Caesar the Bull

A Wyoming rancher had a bull named Caesar who was getting old.so he decided to sell him on the auction market. The only problem was that the nearest railroad was miles away and across across a river that hadn’t yet been bridged. Since Caesar had grown somewhat crotchety in his old age the rancher organized […]

A Jungle Pun

A lion was prancing through the jungle one day, roaring at the top of his voice for all to hear: “I am king of the jungle, for my mighty strength and lion-like prowess strikes fear into all other creatures!” An eagle lands on a nearby tree branch and says, “Not so fast, Leo buddy!” the […]

Penny Goes on a Cruise

Penny was a hard working, conscientious girl, who lived on her own. Her dream in life was to go on an ocean cruise around the world. So she scrimped, and she saved, and she saved, and she scrimped until finally, one day, she had enough money to go on her ocean cruise. She booked passage […]

Froggy in a Bank

A frog enters a bank, looking for a loan. He approaches the loan officer, Patty Black, and makes his request known. Taken somewhat aback, she tells him they bank doesn’t typically make loans to frogs. “But please,” exclaims the frog, “I really need this loan.” “Do you have any collateral?” asks Ms. Black. “Only this,” […]