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Home for the Holidays

The Pun Master — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 08:04:44 +0000

This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu e says I’ll just have the “eggs benedict”. His order comes a while later and it’s served on a huge fancy chrome plate.

He asks the waiter, “Whats with the fancy plate ?”

The waiter replies” theres no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!”

Mortimer Chrisp

The Pun Master — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 15:08:53 +0000

Mortimer Chrisp was very sad when his father passed away. When his mother remaried to a retired Navy captain named Arthur Ness, he felt she was betraying the memory of Stanley Chrisp. After she died, Mory had Arthur commited to a nursing home and bilked him of his life savings.
When caught, the newspapers read “Mory Chrisp-Ness fleeces Navy Dad!”

Chess Games

The Pun Master — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 06:23:48 +0000

There were these members of a chess club all playing chess in an open entryway to their chess club building. two or three of them started bragging about how great they were at the game, when sudenly this other member got up, and threw them all out of the club. When asked why he did that he replied…

“If there’s one thing I cannot stand is chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!

The Pope Likes Puns, too

The Pun Master — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 11:24:26 +0000

If there was ever a pun of the year award, we would like have the pope award it to the recipient during his Christmas Service, but unfortunately it would cause Mass confusion!