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Home for the Holidays

The Pun Master — Sat, 05 May 2012 14:35:40 +0000

This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu e says I’ll just have the “eggs benedict”. His order comes a while later and it’s served on a huge fancy chrome plate.

He asks the waiter, “Whats with the fancy plate ?”

The waiter replies” theres no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!”

The Pope Likes Puns, too

The Pun Master — Fri, 04 May 2012 13:17:51 +0000

If there was ever a pun of the year award, we would like have the pope award it to the recipient during his Christmas Service, but unfortunately it would cause Mass confusion!

Mortimer Chrisp

The Pun Master — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 02:32:27 +0000

Mortimer Chrisp was very sad when his father passed away. When his mother remaried to a retired Navy captain named Arthur Ness, he felt she was betraying the memory of Stanley Chrisp. After she died, Mory had Arthur commited to a nursing home and bilked him of his life savings.
When caught, the newspapers read “Mory Chrisp-Ness fleeces Navy Dad!”

The Pope Likes Puns, too

The Pun Master — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 05:19:47 +0000

If there was ever a pun of the year award, we would like have the pope award it to the recipient during his Christmas Service, but unfortunately it would cause Mass confusion!