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Birds and Oil

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Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side. So… the one flies over and the other one swims through – which one gets to the worm first? The one who swam, of course, because “da oily boid gets [...]

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Running in the Muck

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There was once a wise man who loved a beautiful maiden, but she lived in a marsh where his car always got stuck and, besides, her father had a gun, so he never did get close enough to tell her of his passion. However, she had a more energetic suitor who purchased amphibious tires for [...]

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A Boy and His Frog

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A father observed his son as he went to the refrigerator and pulled out a frog. He proceeded to place the frog in a cage made out of twigs. The boy then open ed a bottle of Hi-lex and started pouring it through the cage onto the frog. The father asked him, “Son, what in [...]

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