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Funny Bone

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Hitting your funny bone is humerus.

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Left Side Amputated

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Did you hear the one about the guy who’s whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

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A New Kind of Broom

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Did you hear the one about the new broom that just came out? It’s sweeping the nation.

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Bad Parties

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A bad party is a fete worse than death.

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