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One-Liners and Did You Hear the One About … — The Page Of Puns

Bicycle Standing Up

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it’s two-tired.  

Chicken Crossing the Road

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.  

Nudist Camp Wall

Did you hear the one about the hole  found in the nudist camp wall?  The police are looking into it.  

Time vs Fruit

Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.