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Atomic Crops

The Pun Master — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:52:51 +0000

Did you hear the one about the farmer who didn’t realize he was growing crops on a former nuclear test site?

Everyone who ate his produce came down with atomic ache.

The Pun Master — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 07:36:30 +0000

“So, if I tie my serial communications cable into a knot, will that change the parity of the electrons?”

“Of course it won’t change. Recall that Yang and Lee got the Nobel Prize in ’57 for showing that parity is knot-conserved.”

The Pun Master — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 06:07:50 +0000

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

The Pun Master — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 02:39:31 +0000

So these two molecules are walking into a bar at the same time bump in to each other.

One says to the other, “Are you all right?”

“No I lost an electron!”

“Are you sure”

“I’m positive !”