Good Chemistry

If you’re not part of the solution, you must be part of the precipitate.

Knot Theorist Animals

So this woman walks into a bar accompanied by a dog and a cow. The bartender says, “Hey, no animals are allowed in here.” The woman replies, “These are very special animals.” “How so?” “They’re knot theorists.” The bartender raises his eyebrows and says, “I’ve met a number of knot theorists who I thought were [...]

Atomic Crops

Did you hear the one about the farmer who didn’t realize he was growing crops on a former nuclear test site? Everyone who ate his produce came down with atomic ache.

The Metro 73 Bus

This guy was walking home when he saw that Metro #73 bus had crashed into a pole. Right after he walked past it, the driver’s window opened and a mostly-eaten apple sailed out of it. He was wondering what was going on when he noticed a message scrolling across the green dot-matrix display that usually [...]