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Zoologists vs. Paleontologists
A controversy is raging this morning in the French Academy of Sciences between factions of zoologists and paleontologists. The argument centers on the identification of a fossil skull found by student naturalists doing field work near the northern French village of D’Eau-Remy. The more conservative scientists hold the majority opinion that the skull is from [...]
The Metro 73 Bus
This guy was walking home when he saw that Metro #73 bus had crashed into a pole. Right after he walked past it, the driver’s window opened and a mostly-eaten apple sailed out of it. He was wondering what was going on when he noticed a message scrolling across the green dot-matrix display that usually [...]