A Neutron

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for a beer?” The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

Serious Charges

“You’re a proton” “Hey! that’s a serious charge!”

Electrician Working Late

An electrician was out late one night and met his wife in the kitchen as he sneaked in the front door. His wife asked, “Wire ya insulate?” He replied, “Watts it to ya, I’m ohm, ain’t I?”

Subatomic Yard Sale

The subatomic particle store had a sale last week. Electrons and protons were for $0.10. Neutrons were free of charge.