The Metro 73 Bus

This guy was walking home when he saw that Metro #73 bus had crashed into a pole. Right after he walked past it, the driver’s window opened and a mostly-eaten apple sailed out of it. He was wondering what was going on when he noticed a message scrolling across the green dot-matrix display that usually […]

Electrician Working Late

An electrician was out late one night and met his wife in the kitchen as he sneaked in the front door. His wife asked, “Wire ya insulate?” He replied, “Watts it to ya, I’m ohm, ain’t I?”

Yang and Lee

“So, if I tie my serial communications cable into a knot, will that change the parity of the electrons?” “Of course it won’t change. Recall that Yang and Lee got the Nobel Prize in ’57 for showing that parity is knot-conserved.”

Knot Theorist Animals

So this woman walks into a bar accompanied by a dog and a cow. The bartender says, “Hey, no animals are allowed in here.” The woman replies, “These are very special animals.” “How so?” “They’re knot theorists.” The bartender raises his eyebrows and says, “I’ve met a number of knot theorists who I thought were […]