The Page Of Puns|The Pun Starts Here! He he he!

Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a large puddle of oil. They see a worm on the other side. So… the one flies over and the other one swims through – which one gets to the worm first?

The one who swam, of course, because “da oily boid gets da woim”

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