The Page Of Puns|The Pun Starts Here! He he he!

So this guy Ralph walks into a bar and sits down to have a drink. There’s only one other person sitting at the bar and he’s way down at the other end of the room slouched over his table.

Ralph orders a drink and as he tilts his head back to imbibe the first cold one of the day he hears a very, very tiny voice say “Hey, nice tie!” Ralph sits down the drink with great speed and looks around the room. Bartender at one end washing glasses and the drunk sitting way over in the corner passed out.

Ralph shakes his head, chuckles at what just happened and writes it off as his mind just being over worked and under fed! As he lifts his mug of beer for his now much needed thirst quencher he hears “Hey buddy, that’s a fantastic button-down shirt in a very attractive broad cloth material” Now Ralph thinks the bartender must be putting him on by being a ventrilaquist. He calls the bartender over to challenge him. “Hey Yourself”, Ralph said. “Who said those things to me while I was trying to take a drink?” The bartender replied, “Look in front of you…..in the bowl on the bar……those are just complimentary peanuts!”

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